a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
I think I’m in love with her.
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
BREATS ARE FUCKING BODY PARTS DESIGNED TO NURSE CHILDREN ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE EVEN GET MAD ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE BREASTFEED IN PUBLIC
I don’t know.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus