everything.is.relative.

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road


tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.


the-seafoam-lion:

emthugga:

rustyryan11:

Brad Pitt in 1994

FUCK ME

Omfg

(Source: mickeyoneils)

Directing a show on a ridiculously small budget

whatshouldtheatrecallme:


comedycentral:

All of these #GreenTVShows tweets were made with reduced carbon emissions, but which one will be reprocessed into a champion? Find out on tonight’s @midnight.

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm


xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

BREATS ARE FUCKING BODY PARTS DESIGNED TO NURSE CHILDREN ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE EVEN GET MAD ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE BREASTFEED IN PUBLIC


greecebone-doodles:

I don’t know.

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus